Another of those priceless things you hear at law college. Apparently describes a person previously inflicted with conjunctivitis, and by definition, me. It hit me just as I handed in my Human Rights essay and left me with blurry vision and social ostracism. But it seems blurry vision helps you draw better, or at least, think you draw better since you can no longer see clearly enough to spot your errors. I've hit on the secret to improving one's artistic talent at last!
Here's the result: